I’ve been called cheap because I don’t buy my kids trinkets of entertainment. When you buy such trinkets you rob your children of imagination and creativity. I think it’s better to be cheap than a thief. Along with my frugality I instead save my efforts in gold and silver. So that when I leave this earth my children may have the gifts of my labor for the time I was not able to spend with them so that they may thrive and prosper. But what do I know. I’m just a guy with a low IQ.